An Oppositelock+ Exclusive Offer

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/02/2014 at 22:55 • Filed to: oppositelock

6

21

If you upgrade to Oppositelock+ within the next 15 minutes,* you will receive a free** bottle of Duncan Hamilton's Finest Drinking Brandy!***

*Offer only good until 15 (fifteen) minutes of the original posting.

**Local tax is extra.

***A GameStop exclusive.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2014 at 22:56

0

Do you have to be 21 for this offer?

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2014 at 22:56

4

Jokes on you, I work in a GameStop located in a Tax Haven!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 08/02/2014 at 22:58

0

Yes.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2014 at 22:58

1

Is the cost of Oppositelock+ monetary, or service-based?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2014 at 22:58

0

Fuck...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 08/02/2014 at 22:59

0

Well, hurry up and claim it!*

*Offers are limited. First come first serve. Must be 21 years of age or accompanied by a parent or legal garden over the age of 21.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 08/02/2014 at 23:00

0

$9.99 per lunar pound

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2014 at 23:00

1

**limited to 0

**accompanied to nowhere

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2014 at 23:03

1

This reeks of pre-order DLC. Is Opposite lock heading behind a paywall, with 'free' users restricted to the hell that is the front page?

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2014 at 23:04

1

Ripoff...

I'm going to VWVortex.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 08/02/2014 at 23:07

1

Oppositelock will always be free to play.*

*some additional features will have additional charges.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2014 at 23:15

1

Microtransactions!?!?!? Oh fuuuuuck that, I've been burned once before , I ain't git'n burned again!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 08/02/2014 at 23:21

1

We've all been there.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/02/2014 at 23:35

3

Fuck, I fell for that AGAIN

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2014 at 00:02

0

Can it be extended through monday? Its my 21st bday

Birddog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2014 at 00:05

1

Drinking Brandy?

I'm sitting here with this Pissing Brandy, and he ha..

Oh, I'm miffed!

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2014 at 00:12

1

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2014 at 04:20

0

How does this compare to brefass scotch?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 08/03/2014 at 11:21

0

Well, you can't compare fine brandy to scotch.

Frank Grimes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2014 at 16:33

0

Is there a non alcoholic version?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Frank Grimes 08/03/2014 at 16:40

0

No, there was coffee, but that made people too jittery.